From: Emily Charlton [email@example.com]
To: Andy Sachs [firstname.lastname@example.org]
Re: Fashion dos and don’ts
It is vital that you stress to Miranda that the decision to veto her ‘femslash fashion dos and don’ts’ idea was entirely Seven of Nine’s. I pleaded with her to include the panel, but what can you expect from a woman who wears a lycra bodysuit with heels? What is this, the seventies!
I shall endeavour to persuade the Femslash Radio sub-committee to adopt Miranda’s suggestion, but the chairwoman appears to wear dead animal skins – skins! not furs – so I am less than confident of the outcome.
P.S. I am free for lunch on Thursday, but as I’ve told you before, I refuse to eat in the greasy spoons that you frequent. I shall send you a list of suitable eateries tonight.