The Committee: Dos and Don’ts

From: Andy Sachs []
To: Emily Charlton []

Re: Fashion dos and don’ts


I TRIED to discuss it with Miranda last night at dinner, but she wouldn’t hear anything about the con at the table.

Miranda is fully aware of Seven of Nine’s attitude toward fashion.

I am dealing with the situation as best I can and decided not to discuss the con last night at bedtime either.

You should find Miranda in a MUCH better mood today. <smirk>


btw – Lunch on Thursday will be at my favorite Blimpies!  Don’t make that face, they have salads.  See you there.

The Committee: Dos and Don’ts

From: Emily Charlton []
To: Andy Sachs []

Re: Fashion dos and don’ts


It is vital that you stress to Miranda that the decision to veto her ‘femslash fashion dos and don’ts’ idea was entirely Seven of Nine’s. I pleaded with her to include the panel, but what can you expect from a woman who wears a lycra bodysuit with heels? What is this, the seventies!

I shall endeavour to persuade the Femslash Radio sub-committee to adopt Miranda’s suggestion, but the chairwoman appears to wear dead animal skins – skins! not furs – so I am less than confident of the outcome.


P.S. I am free for lunch on Thursday, but as I’ve told you before, I refuse to eat in the greasy spoons that you frequent. I shall send you a list of suitable eateries tonight.

The Committee: Panel Schedule

From: Seven of Nine []
To: IDF Committee []
BCC: B’Elanna Torres []; Captain K. Janeway []

Re: Panel Schedule 2012

The executive committee has finalised the schedule for this year’s convention, and the details will be published on the earth website in forty-six point two minutes. Familiarise yourselves with the timetable and, should questions be unavoidable, please direct them either to myself or another executive committee member.

Panels that have been designated unacceptable are as follows: lawyers, lawyers and yet more lawyers; femslash fashion dos and don’ts; romancing the un-dead; how to put the butch back in your lover; femslash characters sing Elvis.

Unacceptable panel suggestions can, with the exception of ‘femslash characters sing Elvis’, be submitted for consideration for Femslash Radio.

Please be advised that executive committee members cannot be bribed, and all ‘presents’ – with the exception of the twenty-eight bags of blood and two severed heads – will be auctioned on ebay. The proceeds from the sale with go to the Femslash Benevolence Fund.

Seven of Nine